Have you tried this?
January 30th, 2006 1:49pm
Aw. I should have seen that coming.
January 30th, 2006 2:51pm
Any sort of "serenity product" leads me to think of this:
"I wanted to burn everything beautiful I'd never have. Burn the Amazon rain forests. Pump chlorofluorocarbons straight up to gobble the ozone. Open the dump valves on supertankers and uncap offshore oil wells. I wanted to kill all the fish I couldn't afford to eat, and smother the French beaches I'd never see."