Reconciling assholes for nearly a decade.

"Hello, this is the front desk"

"Housekeeping said you have your "Do Not Disturb" sign on the door - did you want your room serviced?"

[mphgrbl]
Permalink Send private email Philo 
January 30th, 2006 2:54pm
On the short strokes hmmmm
Permalink Send private email Simon Lucy 
January 30th, 2006 2:56pm
"Tell housekeeping I'd like the occupant serviced"
Permalink Send private email Philo 
January 30th, 2006 2:57pm
Define "serviced" please.
Permalink Send private email Vineet Reynolds 
January 30th, 2006 2:59pm
Happy Ending.
Permalink Send private email I am Jack's gaping disconnect 
January 30th, 2006 3:00pm
I've traveled and had to work nights a few times.  I learned the hard way that the only way to not be bothered is to do all of the following:

1. Call the front desk and tell them you are working nights and do not want room service.
2. Post a hand-written note over the keyhole that says "I'm working nights. Please NO room service".
3. Post a second note saying the same in Spanish.
4. Take the phone off of the hook.

Leave any of these out and you'll get a call asking, "Are you sure you don't want room service".
Permalink XYZZY 
January 31st, 2006 12:23am

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