The US is the leader of the "free" world right now. And Russia is the Leader of the US.

"Hello, this is the front desk"

"Housekeeping said you have your "Do Not Disturb" sign on the door - did you want your room serviced?"

Permalink Send private email Philo 
January 30th, 2006 2:54pm
On the short strokes hmmmm
Permalink Send private email Simon Lucy 
January 30th, 2006 2:56pm
"Tell housekeeping I'd like the occupant serviced"
Permalink Send private email Philo 
January 30th, 2006 2:57pm
Define "serviced" please.
Permalink Send private email Vineet Reynolds 
January 30th, 2006 2:59pm
Happy Ending.
Permalink Send private email I am Jack's gaping disconnect 
January 30th, 2006 3:00pm
I've traveled and had to work nights a few times.  I learned the hard way that the only way to not be bothered is to do all of the following:

1. Call the front desk and tell them you are working nights and do not want room service.
2. Post a hand-written note over the keyhole that says "I'm working nights. Please NO room service".
3. Post a second note saying the same in Spanish.
4. Take the phone off of the hook.

Leave any of these out and you'll get a call asking, "Are you sure you don't want room service".
Permalink XYZZY 
January 31st, 2006 12:23am

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