Sanding our assholes with 150 grit.

I am become Vomit, Destroyer of Toilets

Holy Hell I have walking Death.
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January 31st, 2006 9:13am
Was it half time already?
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January 31st, 2006 9:15am
Geez, looks like he broke quarantine. Soon we will all have muppet flu.
Permalink Send private email Vineet Reynolds 
January 31st, 2006 9:18am
I'm thinking of using you as an example, muppet, when persuading my daughter that going to school with a slight (perhaps imagined) tummy ache isn't such a bad thing.
Permalink Send private email Simon Lucy 
January 31st, 2006 9:48am
Simon -

I've gone to school with blood dripping from my intestines because they were so raw from my disease, when I was 12-13yrs old.

Your kid can bloody well go to school with a tummy ache.  :-)
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January 31st, 2006 10:09am
Every muscle in my body hurts.  My tendons hurt.  Muscles I didn't know could ever hurt, hurt.

This is the most unbelievable thing ever.  My stomach feels like a big knotted towel soaked in brine, and my entire body aches as if I've just been having some sort of seizure.

I slept maybe 90 minutes last night, in between running to the bathroom.

Sooooo not cool.  When my fiance was ill this past weekend I assumed it was food poisoning from something she'd eaten.

Turns out no.
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January 31st, 2006 10:19am
Curd works wonders for such a tummy upset.
On second thoughts, you better see a doc.
Permalink Send private email Vineet Reynolds 
January 31st, 2006 10:25am
Drink vodka.

Hey, at least it will sterilize your insides. :)
Permalink Send private email Flasher T 
January 31st, 2006 10:26am
Dang, even I feel like I have a tummy upset now.
This is some sort of "e"-pathy.
Permalink Send private email Vineet Reynolds 
January 31st, 2006 10:38am
More pathetic than empathic.
Permalink Send private email Simon Lucy 
January 31st, 2006 10:40am
There's always something wrong with you muppet. You have to do better than this to impress us.
Permalink Send private email Geert-Jan Thomas 
January 31st, 2006 10:42am
Seems like muppet and I have twin stomachs.
And I'm not proud of that.
Permalink Send private email Vineet Reynolds 
January 31st, 2006 10:44am
"More pathetic than empathic."
And more bathetic than pathetic.
Permalink Send private email John Haren 
January 31st, 2006 11:12am
Ahhh, I considered bathetic and wimped out, I am humbled.
Permalink Send private email Simon Lucy 
January 31st, 2006 11:57am
Well, you have to have something lead up to 'bathetic'.  You can't just whip it out ;-)
Permalink Send private email John Haren 
January 31st, 2006 3:38pm
Funny, my son was up all night (with his mother) throwing up every hour.  I was getting concerned there toward 6 AM, but after that he went to bed and has been fine.

Apparently there's a 'throwing up' flu going around.  My sister tells me her daughter had it last weekend.
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January 31st, 2006 4:26pm
Yup. muppet seems to have all the symptoms of gastric flu.
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January 31st, 2006 4:31pm
>> Funny, my son was up all night (with his mother) throwing up every hour. <<

Kids are little disease vectors.
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January 31st, 2006 4:47pm

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