Holy Hell I have walking Death.

Was it half time already?

Geez, looks like he broke quarantine. Soon we will all have muppet flu.

I'm thinking of using you as an example, muppet, when persuading my daughter that going to school with a slight (perhaps imagined) tummy ache isn't such a bad thing.

Simon -

I've gone to school with blood dripping from my intestines because they were so raw from my disease, when I was 12-13yrs old.

Your kid can bloody well go to school with a tummy ache.  :-)

Every muscle in my body hurts.  My tendons hurt.  Muscles I didn't know could ever hurt, hurt.

This is the most unbelievable thing ever.  My stomach feels like a big knotted towel soaked in brine, and my entire body aches as if I've just been having some sort of seizure.

I slept maybe 90 minutes last night, in between running to the bathroom.

Sooooo not cool.  When my fiance was ill this past weekend I assumed it was food poisoning from something she'd eaten.

Turns out no.

Curd works wonders for such a tummy upset.
On second thoughts, you better see a doc.

Drink vodka.

Hey, at least it will sterilize your insides. :)

Dang, even I feel like I have a tummy upset now.
This is some sort of "e"-pathy.

More pathetic than empathic.

There's always something wrong with you muppet. You have to do better than this to impress us.

Seems like muppet and I have twin stomachs.
And I'm not proud of that.

"More pathetic than empathic."
And more bathetic than pathetic.

Ahhh, I considered bathetic and wimped out, I am humbled.

Well, you have to have something lead up to 'bathetic'.  You can't just whip it out ;-)

Funny, my son was up all night (with his mother) throwing up every hour.  I was getting concerned there toward 6 AM, but after that he went to bed and has been fine.

Apparently there's a 'throwing up' flu going around.  My sister tells me her daughter had it last weekend.

Yup. muppet seems to have all the symptoms of gastric flu.

>> Funny, my son was up all night (with his mother) throwing up every hour. <<

Kids are little disease vectors.