My boss called up last night.
Boss:"Vineet!! There is a virus coming tomorrow. What do we do?"
Me: "Oh that, we dont have to worry."
Boss: "Are you sure ? Cant we change the machine date just for safety sake ? Or take a backup of everything ?"
Me: "No, that's not required. I've covered everything up."
Boss: "Are you sure we can operate tomorrow ?"
Me: "Everything is fine. We dont have to worry. Our systems are not infected."
Boss immediately hangs up after satying goodbye. Doh, what have I done ? Why was I in a hurry to answer the last question ? Stupid me. I could have saved a few other souls as well.
Maybe next time.