Well, for myself, I've drunk enough crazy from this tap, but in the meantime, I've accidentally hit on something that works wonderfully for my Crohn's. Since I have no other way of getting in touch with Muppet, here goes.
As part of the standard package given to people with bronchitis/sinusitis, I was given Tussionex, a narcotic cough medicine (like codeine, but easier on the stomach). Anyways, not only do I sleep like a baby, but it really has noticeably affected (for the better) my Crohn's.
B"H, my Crohn's is not as bad as Muppet's or his daughter's, but it's still annoying. Anyways, it makes sense. Good, deep sleep helps Crohn's a lot, plus narcotics slow down the digestive process.
FYI, and good luck, especially with Sarah.