racing Thing 2 home from the dairy.

unbelievable.  went over on the ankle, its swollen up and I cant walk on the damn thing.  Ive spent the last 4 days wallowing in self pity, pain and a drug filled haze.


no chainsaws, no trucks, no  smell of pine.  no selling actual stuff to actual people for actual money.
just more monkey work.


my balls are shrivelling up.


on the upside, after I had gone down on my ass, rolling and moaning at the pain in my ruined ankle, Thing 2's first instinct was to finish the race and then mock me for the win.

We're doing something right with her.

+1 to Thing 2 -- smart girl.

t2++.

To top it off, he probably dropped his icy pole.

BTW why kiwis call a milk bar a dairy escapes me.

"milk bar a dairy"

wtf is all that. all we gots are wall-mart.

> Ive spent the last 4 days wallowing in self pity, pain and a drug filled haze.

I'm torn between sympathy, since I did my ankle last year and I know how painful it is, and calling you a pussy for taking drugs for the pain.

Pussy.

Of course, if you're in a drug filled haze just for the fun of it, then I take that back.

Pussy.  Twisted my ankle 2 years ago, took over 6 months to properly heal (I don't know the exact time frame I lived with it for so long).  Didn't take anything stronger than Advil.

Dick Measuring Contest #348

dudes.  if it was a standard twisted ankle, I would have been running up the hills with my chainsaw.

this was a brutal one.  couldn't walk.  the doctor couldn't believe from the swelling it wasn't broken.

he has prescribed pain killers that make my gout pills look like milk sops for dandies.


4 days later Im barely able to move the foot.  The agony at night means Im forced to sleep in the spare bedroom to keep Mrs wSV away from the swelling.

This is the twisted ankle to beat all twisted ankles.
 
You girly men would have had your spirit broken and your pride crushed by the first wave of excruciating agony.

"he probably dropped his icy pole. "

icy pole?  wtf?  what year are you from? 1910 British Empire?

I think I puked when I twisted mine -- I was definitely in shock.  Pretty much the exact feeling you get when you break a bone.  I never swell up too much with injuries.

I'll take back calling you a pussy, because lets face it, if you're offered drugs you should take them.  Mmmm drugs.

dude, thats insufficient.  my manhood has been impugned.  I insist you admit that by comparison to my mighty pain tolerance you are a small, pissy girl with anorexia and a tendency to whinge...

There! Ive created a thread specifically for it.



go!

I'm sorry, you took the drugs.  You've forfeited any claim to un-impugned manhood.  What's done is done.

Im sorry Wayne, that is not sufficient. I must insist.

Ive created a new thread for it.

http://www.crazyontap.com/topic.php?TopicId=59684&Posts=0


this time dont waste it .

you deleted my thread!!!!


you FUCKER.

You can insist all you want but clearly we can't have any clear idea of your pain tolerance while you've dulled it with "pain killers that make my gout pills look like milk sops for dandies".

It is what it is.

> 4 days later Im barely able to move the foot.

That's pretty normal I think. They take months to heal. Get yourself a pair of crutches, but don't use them to entirely support yourself, you should still try "walking" but don't put much if any weight on the foot (basically, you will need to make sure you move it, but putting weight on it is not a good idea... as you'll find out if you do!).

With respect, and not that it really matters, I will place my pain tolerance against any of yours, any day.

Twisted ankle.  Pfffffft.  You don't know what pain is.

Codeine Forte. Accept no other.

Which probably does place me in the Early British Empah when such medication was available to the plebs ...

Wsv, I bleed for you mate. I did my right ankle rounding a curve in the Richmond Station underpass trying to make a Lilydale connection without realising the evil PPP running the network (for pure profit) had ignored all dings in the the asphalt. I swear I briefly saw the underside of my shoe and it still hurts before significant weather events.

It's a bit early to be standing on the corner with a tin cup.
;)

True, Zangor's knickers have been in a twist since before I first met him.  That's gotta hurt like hell for this long.