what the shit, man?  You're tired of JHC now?  After I went to all the trouble to give it to you complete with stock animosity and disappointment from Allan?

You ungrateful prick.

bite me you asshole. *you* want to give me shite over my nick now? FUCK YOU.  I was going to go back to JHC tomorrow, but now I think Ill keep using FNR JUST TO PISS YOU OFF.

asshole.

Hey man, why don't you come on over here and say that to my face you little bitch-ass motherfucker?  I'll have my 7 year old video tape your ass-whooping for general mockery purposes on the forum next morning.

your face?  rumour has it that your face is the only thing uglier than your bleeding buttocks.
frankly Id rather shag my father-in-law than come within 20 feet of your 'face'.

I'd say that's already in evidence as I've seen the pictures of you fucking the liver-spotted motherfucker, you necrophiliac.

what pictures?  thats entirely untrue.  the stupid old bastard was alive when I started.

not my fault he had a weak heart.

...besides, there were no pictures...

I'll gladly sell them to you, but I'm not sure you can pay since YOUR SACK IS EMPTY, MOFO.

wtf?  what kind of retarded donkey mutant could spawn something as obviously diseased as yourself?  seriously.  who the fuck keeps their money in a sack these days?

Only hunchback, bell-ringing, middle-ages looking sumbitches like your ass, foo.

your obsession with asses is disturbing muppet.  understandable of course, since yours is so hideously diseased and ugly, but disturbing nonetheless.

perhaps youd prefer chatting with Joseph The Poo Man Of ?off ?  you and he could exchange poo tips.  swap ideas about handling diseased asses and generally behave like DISEASED PERVERTS.

This is a job FOR DENMAN! But he's not here yet. So... The Denman signal flashes toward the cloudy skies with his signiture funny bullshit:

Har har har to your freedom!
Har har har to your freedom!
Har har har to your freedom!
Har har har to your freedom!
Har har har to your freedom!
Har har har to your freedom!
Har har har to your freedom!
Har har har to your freedom!
Har har har to your freedom!
Har har har to your freedom!
Har har har to your freedom!
Har har har to your freedom!
Har har har to your freedom!

Did it work this time?

Silly Me

And, I won't call attention to my freshly committed spelling error, like the rest of you bitches do.

Morons.

Har har har to your inattention!

Silly Me

P.S. I love you guys. Thanks for this shiny new place for us misfits to abuse each other! ;-)

Oh man. Hilarious stuff.

Who was the original one to coin "Har har har to your freedom"? I recall that someone else said it to Dan (something to do with a new Canadian law), and because of that Dan clutched onto it to whip it in everyone's face at every opportunity.

Since nobody else seems to be using it, I'm taking it. It might be worn in, but it fits just fine.

Morons.

Ah! ... the prodigal son.

Shut up, you bleeding heart something-or-other.

(Give me some time, I'm new at this.)

no, its spelt like:

Jesus H Christ

::sniff::  use that nick wisely, its done me proud that has.

FNR you don't have to take that shit, JHC is YOU ... smack the fucker, get it back. Now whenever I see the sig I'll think it's and go off on a major ... wait a sec ::snigger::

crap ... I'll think it's you

Screw you you nospacehaving, name-stealing, unoriginal blowhard. It's my nick now and I'm gonna spell it any way I want to. Let me guess, your homepage is http://HomePage:

> (Give me some time, I'm new at this.)
Ahhh, I see ... still true ... keep working on it.

Whatever, PNII, get a real name you blaggart.

How am I supposed to pronounce that thing anyway? Peein My Eye? Peon I Am?

> Peein My Eye? Peon I Am?
glad i wasn't drinking anything when i read that ... better!

> you blaggart.
::sigh::

we don't use such terms here ... here it's: Moron!  You'll get it. Jumping into the JHC sig with a lot of the ?off gang yet to show up here (even with those that are here) will be very interesting for you :)

Moron (see)

Morons!

Har har har to your moronic enthusiasm (about morons)!

Silly Me

Your whole argument is "that's not the way we do things around here?" What are you some kind of dullard that only does things other people do?

Sheesh. You'll be stealing other people's nicks and poorly mimicing their insulting style before long.

Tell me, if everyone at ?off started posting to another domain, would you do it too?

lick me where i shit ... ass wipe

JHC,

Me?

Har har har to your near misses!

Silly Me

Yeah you. Silly you.

PNII - only if you've eaten massive amounts of corn and asparagus within the last 24 hours.

well it was unique, well , sort of. Sorry to disappoint, nope to the veggie consumption.

Then no go. Call me after you've had something to eat.

well then I'm off to the pub for a dozen pints of the cheapest rat piss i can purchase to help me swill down a couple of quarts of chili and a jar or two of pickled eggs ... catch up with you in the morning - hang on, it is morning for you already, well it'll have to be a dinner ~ sort of appy thingy ~ then. Veggies, you must be jokin'.

JHC,

I was only trying to correct my punctuation to the new style. Damn!

You hate me. I hate you (not really). Let's party, but sharky's not the prize. Bitch!

Just kidding. Good to see you're still with the gang! But I didn't steal anything...the archive would tell you why I'm still doing the "Denman thing."

Har har har to your jealous ass?

Silly Me

Huh? You have no idea who I am, I just appropriated this name when it was abandoned just as JHC did before me, and as my successor will do after me.

You must be a real moron not to have noticed that, Silly Me.

"Huh? You have no idea who I am, I just appropriated this name when it was abandoned just as JHC did before me, and as my successor will do after me.

You must be a real moron not to have noticed that, Silly Me."

True that. All of it. I'm playing catch-up, my lurking is weak. I am still learning the ways of the Dark Side.

Love you anyway. Thanks for being here. Person.

Har har har to your real identity!

Silly Me

I have a "." in my name. Sheesh.

OK, so I'm slow. Really slow. I wanna make up, but I don't know what to say now. I've no idea who you are.

Sorry.

Har har har to not knowing where The Denman is... I know he could help me. I could just cry.

Silly me

Thats it JH.C, if you insist on using the fullstop then clearly you are not me.  you cannot be my successor.

You are nothing more than a pitiful wannabe, a sad rejected, diseased member of society as a whole.  a poor, abused organ.

good for nothing more than apple pies and sheep.

I just noticed that I've *never* seen the two of you together...

Wonder if there's something...

Har har har to my not being able to keep up!

Silly Me