http://discuss.joelonsoftware.com/default.asp?biz.5.827885.0
>> Incorporating in US for non-residents.
>> hi Men,
>> We are are going to run the service that can be useful for sofware developers. There is no company yet but we are going to have one.
>> Are there something important to know for such start-up?
I am in awe. Just in awe.
Bos == Flowers for Algernon, the business edition.
Daddy's Tiny House
iFAQ
I will do bananas.
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Huh, no shit. Here's a first for the internet: I was wrong.
End users are silly, stupid dumbasses and twats. Most of them will need this service because almost all of them are incapable of making a simple value based decision.
I don't mind if you want me to be cc or sharkfish, either sounds fine. I'll study both and see what I can do to improve the similarity for you fellows.
This shows why BoS is practically useless
Bored Bystander July 29th, 2010 4:19pm
>>-- incorporating somewhere in 'silicon valley' makes company looking more trustful.
Hehehe...
Hehehe...
Morons July 29th, 2010 4:31pm
Actually, a foreign resident can legally incorporate in US states, with 100% shares allocated to him. The corporation is required to maintain a in-state "register agent" which can be any residents, lawyers and corporations, and pay franchise fee.
Many "Silicon Vally" companies only have a PO Box there.
Many "Silicon Vally" companies only have a PO Box there.
Rich Tsang July 29th, 2010 4:32pm
They are sooo going to get ripped off.
Ha ha, that guy already got one serious response. Lulz.
Bored Bystander July 29th, 2010 4:51pm
Sounds like a not-even-all-that-clever troll.
JoC July 29th, 2010 4:57pm
Sounds like a standard Indian (could be Russian) post asking for something that anyone with half a brain could Google and research themselves.
No different than "plz send me teh codez"
No different than "plz send me teh codez"
Somebody July 29th, 2010 5:40pm
Except it's like "Can haz sofware bizness?"
JoC July 29th, 2010 6:16pm
No, that would be a LOLCAT and quite funny ("I can haz sofware bizness?"). This is more like "I have no clue what I'm doing and hope someone can tell me everything I need to do, step by step, because I'm too fucking lazy to do any work myself"
Somebody July 29th, 2010 6:18pm
>"I have no clue what I'm doing and hope someone can tell me everything I need to do, step by step, because I'm too fucking lazy to do any work myself"
it would appear those bastards stole my business plan. back to the drawing board...
it would appear those bastards stole my business plan. back to the drawing board...
argv[0] July 29th, 2010 8:28pm
I was going to say what Somebody has already said.
Hi,
We are starting new company to manufacture software products which will do calculations. How do do the applications? Please send teh codez to gurmeet.singh@somefreeemailservice.com.
Sweet Regard
Gurmeet Singh
Hi,
We are starting new company to manufacture software products which will do calculations. How do do the applications? Please send teh codez to gurmeet.singh@somefreeemailservice.com.
Sweet Regard
Gurmeet Singh
Water Cooler v2 July 29th, 2010 8:32pm
Hi,
Myself Gurmeet Singh again. Please remember my last mail. The codes should be in financial domain. Please send ur suggestions of codez for financial domains to gurmeet.singh@somefreeemailservice.com.
Thanking you for your time and your earnest advise,
Yours Sincierly,
Gurmeet Singh
Myself Gurmeet Singh again. Please remember my last mail. The codes should be in financial domain. Please send ur suggestions of codez for financial domains to gurmeet.singh@somefreeemailservice.com.
Thanking you for your time and your earnest advise,
Yours Sincierly,
Gurmeet Singh
Water Cooler v2 July 29th, 2010 8:38pm
Someone in that thread re-posted an old JoS chestnut, advising the clueless multilimbic to buy a Silicon Valley membership.
Bored Bystander July 29th, 2010 10:52pm
Seriously, there ought to be a statute of limitations on how long people can suck up by being on that board. Just let it go already people, it's yesterday's news.
lorb July 30th, 2010 12:41am
LMAO
Good find Bored Bystander
That forum has been flushed down the toilet
Good find Bored Bystander
That forum has been flushed down the toilet
. July 30th, 2010 12:46am
Holy poop! I just read the thread only now. It totally cracked me up.
Water Cooler v2 July 30th, 2010 3:28am
It's a gem. Real gem.
Each line is a gem. I'm going to have memorize it fully.
*We are are going to run the service that can be useful for sofware developers.*
*There is no company yet but we are going to have one.*
*incorporating somewhere in 'silicon valley' makes company looking more trustful.*
*so*
*Do you think it is a right way to go?*
I know one idiot who could ask questions like that. He exists for real.
Each line is a gem. I'm going to have memorize it fully.
*We are are going to run the service that can be useful for sofware developers.*
*There is no company yet but we are going to have one.*
*incorporating somewhere in 'silicon valley' makes company looking more trustful.*
*so*
*Do you think it is a right way to go?*
I know one idiot who could ask questions like that. He exists for real.
Water Cooler v2 July 30th, 2010 3:35am
*I meant general Valley membership.*
Hehehe! This one's so poetic. Like, go into the valley, look at the mountains and shout out loud that you want membership. Awesome!
Hehehe! This one's so poetic. Like, go into the valley, look at the mountains and shout out loud that you want membership. Awesome!
Water Cooler v2 July 30th, 2010 3:39am
*I meant general Valley membership.*
Like it's a common thing we all know and talk about. He's capitalized the V to make it sound like a proper noun.
What's the Valley membership cost these days?
Like it's a common thing we all know and talk about. He's capitalized the V to make it sound like a proper noun.
What's the Valley membership cost these days?
Water Cooler v2 July 30th, 2010 3:40am
I would like some general Valley membership with some fries. To go, please.
Water Cooler v2 July 30th, 2010 3:42am
I would like some hot Valley girls with some fries. To go, please, as I will be eating them out.
Full name July 30th, 2010 2:31pm
Another idiot: http://discuss.joelonsoftware.com/default.asp?biz.5.827932.7
Wants to play secret squirrels and pay a contractor on the downlow without identifying himself.
Wants to play secret squirrels and pay a contractor on the downlow without identifying himself.
Bored Bystander July 31st, 2010 1:10am
Sure, that's what he wants NOW. But just wait until the work is done, and he realizes he doesn't HAVE to pay his squirrel, because it's all been done in secret.
SaveTheHubble July 31st, 2010 8:05pm
There are many dumb programmers who will fall for it, though. People like this guy are looking for a certain personality profile. They want someone who is in love with the technology who doesn't ask any questions.
BoS is fast becoming the MySpace of ISVs.
BoS is fast becoming the MySpace of ISVs.
Bored Bystander July 31st, 2010 8:57pm
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