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spam of the day

Dear Beloved In Christ,

It is by the grace of God that I received Christ,knowing the truth and
the truth have set me free.Having known the truth I had no choice than
to do what is lawful and right in the sight of God for eternal life and
in the sight of man for witness of God´s mercy and glory upon my life.

I am Mrs Mercy Aguma  from GHANA.I am married to Dr.Frank Aguma who
worked with Chevron/Texaco in NIGERIA for twenty years before he died
in the year 2002.We were married for twenty-seven years without a child,
He died during one of the riots in the NIGERIA .He was held hostage and
slain to death by protesting youths of the region in EDO state before
his death we were both born again christians.
Since his death I decided not to re-marry.When my late husband was
alive he deposited the sum of ($3m)(Three Million US.Dollars)with a
bank in the NIGERIA and now the management of the bank have just wrote
me to come forward to receive the money or rather issue a letter of
authorisation to somebody to receive it on my behalf if I can not come
over.

I am presently with my laptop in a hospital where I have been
undergoing treatment for cancer of the lungs, I have since lost my
ability to talk and my doctors have told me that I have only a few
months to live.It is my last wish to see that this money is invested
and at the end of every year distributed among charity organisation.
And for your compesation, as soon as the money enters your account
take 25% of the total money, 5% for any expenses while 70% will be for
the work of GOD.
I took this decision because i know that there are alot of poor people
suffering from different kind of disease and nobody to come to their
aid.With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I
shall give you the contact of the bank in NIGERIA were the money is
been deporsit .I will also issue you a letter of authority and
certificate of claim that will prove you as the new
beneficiary of this fund.
Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated here.
I await your urgent reply.
Yours in Christ,


Mrs Mercy
Permalink Send private email muppet 
September 1st, 2006 7:37am
Is she capitalizing the word NIGERIA to make it standout that its a scam?
Permalink Lustiges Häschen 
September 1st, 2006 7:38am
419 419...
Permalink Send private email jingalala jingalala ™ 
September 1st, 2006 7:44am
Yeah that's what I was wondering.  The capitalization is in the original.

Maybe Gmail does it?  :-)
Permalink Send private email muppet 
September 1st, 2006 7:44am
Nope. I send a lot of emails with geographical references and they come out as I send them.

Maybe someone conned her saying "they really trust Nigeria, so you should make it standout".
Permalink Lustiges Häschen 
September 1st, 2006 7:46am
> Yeah that's what I was wondering.  The capitalization is in the original.


There's a website that I read years ago about Nigeria 419 that suggested that the niggers (sorry) hire people from Britian to draft their spamshoots. Those innocent Brittons, in order to alert people, create as much room their wit permits, for give-away clues to the spuriousness of the letter. It usually is with the name (look Mrs. Mercy) of the author of the letter itself.
Permalink Send private email jingalala jingalala ™ 
September 1st, 2006 7:47am
Why "niggers"?
Permalink Lustiges Häschen 
September 1st, 2006 7:48am
If they hired Brittons, you'd think the grammar would be better.

I'm sure a Nigerian can work out that broken English their own selves.
Permalink Send private email muppet 
September 1st, 2006 7:53am
Also true.
Permalink Lustiges Häschen 
September 1st, 2006 7:54am
That's Britons innit?
Permalink trollop 
September 1st, 2006 10:43am
http://www.419eater.com/index.htm
Permalink Send private email Jöhn Härën 
September 1st, 2006 11:19am

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