I noticed the president of Iran filling his white Saab at the next pump over.

I wasn't quick enough with my phone to snap a picture, so you'll just have to take my word for it.  :-(

Former President of Iran. And how do you know it was him and not just some other Persian dude?

Well they do all look alike, don't they Bunny?

I think you mean the former President. The current one would be, to put it mildly, unwelcome, anywhere in the U. S. of A.

Well, you could tell us what the license plate said.

> Well they do all look alike, don't they Bunny?

No, but I find it unlikely that the former president would be running around alone. The State Department would have someone watching over him.

It was this guy:

http://news.softpedia.com/images/news2/Iran-s-New-President-Doesn-t-Want-to-Make-Friends-with-the-US-2.jpg


Or his twin.

I am literally laughing out loud on my desk. To think I took this seriously. This is the funniest post in a long time.

If I had a picture it'd be better.  Because seriously, it was a dude who looked JUST LIKE the photo linked above, with perhaps a little less beard.

Muppet, you made my day. Honestly.

at the gas station (looking all suave) ...

http://www.filmjunk.com/spacejunk/wp-content/images/movies/update_littlemisssunshine.jpg

here he is jumping out of his bombmobile

http://onmilwaukee.com/images/articles/littlemisssunshine_story1.jpg

"I think you mean the former President. The current one would be, to put it mildly, unwelcome, anywhere in the U. S. of A."

Are you serious?  Why is this?

Let me guess, you've been frozen on someone's basement since 1945.

Actually, he has a point.
Why would the current president of Iran not be welcome in the USA?

Wait. Is it Thursday already? It seemed like it was only yesterday.

Are you gonna argue your point or what, Bunny?

It's unlikely the man would go. But if he wanted I'm sure W. would be pleased to show him around the whitehouse.
Why not?

Because he has been leading his nation down a path the US strongly opposes? Because he has a violent anti-semitic rethoric, which goes against all the values most democracies defend?

But we have freedom of speech in the US.  What's he gonna do in SmallTown, USA?  What private citizen would really give half a shit if he were here?  What are we gonna do, arrest him?

Wouldn't it be great publicity for the US if he came there?
The political advantage of the leader of your 'enemy' (?) coming to your place is enormous?

"But we have freedom of speech in the US"

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAAHAAAA hehe

> What private citizen would really give half a shit if he were here?

The way some of your less urbane citizens react, I suspect they'd beat the shit out of him.

We'd beat him up because he looks gay in those suits.