A bunch of cunts, mostly in the Australian sense. Except that one guy.

Yesterday at the gas station

I noticed the president of Iran filling his white Saab at the next pump over.

I wasn't quick enough with my phone to snap a picture, so you'll just have to take my word for it.  :-(
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September 1st, 2006 7:50am
Former President of Iran. And how do you know it was him and not just some other Persian dude?
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September 1st, 2006 7:53am
Well they do all look alike, don't they Bunny?
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September 1st, 2006 7:53am
I think you mean the former President. The current one would be, to put it mildly, unwelcome, anywhere in the U. S. of A.
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September 1st, 2006 7:54am
Well, you could tell us what the license plate said.
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September 1st, 2006 7:55am
> Well they do all look alike, don't they Bunny?

No, but I find it unlikely that the former president would be running around alone. The State Department would have someone watching over him.
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September 1st, 2006 7:55am
I am literally laughing out loud on my desk. To think I took this seriously. This is the funniest post in a long time.
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September 1st, 2006 7:56am
If I had a picture it'd be better.  Because seriously, it was a dude who looked JUST LIKE the photo linked above, with perhaps a little less beard.
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September 1st, 2006 7:58am
Muppet, you made my day. Honestly.
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September 1st, 2006 8:00am
at the gas station (looking all suave) ...

http://www.filmjunk.com/spacejunk/wp-content/images/movies/update_littlemisssunshine.jpg

here he is jumping out of his bombmobile

http://onmilwaukee.com/images/articles/littlemisssunshine_story1.jpg
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September 1st, 2006 8:59am
"I think you mean the former President. The current one would be, to put it mildly, unwelcome, anywhere in the U. S. of A."

Are you serious?  Why is this?
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September 1st, 2006 9:49am
Let me guess, you've been frozen on someone's basement since 1945.
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September 1st, 2006 9:52am
Actually, he has a point.
Why would the current president of Iran not be welcome in the USA?
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September 1st, 2006 9:53am
Wait. Is it Thursday already? It seemed like it was only yesterday.
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September 1st, 2006 9:56am
Are you gonna argue your point or what, Bunny?
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September 1st, 2006 9:57am
It's unlikely the man would go. But if he wanted I'm sure W. would be pleased to show him around the whitehouse.
Why not?
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September 1st, 2006 9:59am
Because he has been leading his nation down a path the US strongly opposes? Because he has a violent anti-semitic rethoric, which goes against all the values most democracies defend?
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September 1st, 2006 9:59am
But we have freedom of speech in the US.  What's he gonna do in SmallTown, USA?  What private citizen would really give half a shit if he were here?  What are we gonna do, arrest him?
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September 1st, 2006 10:01am
Wouldn't it be great publicity for the US if he came there?
The political advantage of the leader of your 'enemy' (?) coming to your place is enormous?
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September 1st, 2006 10:02am
"But we have freedom of speech in the US"

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAAHAAAA hehe
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September 1st, 2006 10:03am
> What private citizen would really give half a shit if he were here?

The way some of your less urbane citizens react, I suspect they'd beat the shit out of him.
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September 1st, 2006 10:07am
We'd beat him up because he looks gay in those suits.
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September 1st, 2006 10:46am

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