Sanding our assholes with 150 grit. Slowly. Lovingly.

How many women/men have you

slept with?
Permalink Me 
September 1st, 2006 11:12pm
8
Permalink anon for obvious reason 
September 1st, 2006 11:13pm
5

Is it a race?
Permalink Send private email muppet 
September 1st, 2006 11:14pm
10,000
Permalink Wilt Chamberlain 
September 1st, 2006 11:16pm
No just curious.
Permalink Me 
September 1st, 2006 11:20pm
3
Permalink Happy Man 
September 1st, 2006 11:21pm
none.  they keep bugging me for sex.
Permalink worldsSmallestViolin 
September 1st, 2006 11:29pm
Maxim: “While the late NBA man-whore Wilt Chamberlain set the standard with 20,000 booty calls, a number of up-and-comers are making a run at the record. Check out the living contenders.”

#1 will surprise you.

      10. Bill Wyman (Rolling Stones bassist) - 1,000
      9. Earvin (Magic) Johnson (basketball star) - 1,000
      8. Lemmy Kilmister (Motorhead frontman) - 1,200
      7. Jack Nicholson (actor) - 2,000
      6. Ilie Nastase (tennis star) - 2,500
      5. Engelbert Humperdinck (singer) - 3,000
      4. Julio Iglesias (singer) - 3,000
      3. Gene Simmons (Kiss frontman) - 4,600
      2. Charlie Sheen (actor) - 5,000
      1. Umberto Billo (Venetian hotel porter) - 8,000
Permalink son of parnas 
September 2nd, 2006 12:24am
I don't know. I have to check my bank statements.
Permalink Dan Denman 
September 2nd, 2006 12:26am
10. Bill Wyman (Rolling Stones bassist) - 1,000
      8. Lemmy Kilmister (Motorhead frontman) - 1,200
      3. Gene Simmons (Kiss frontman) - 4,600

3 bass players. Not bad. Go bass players.

Unfortunately, Bill Wyman's retired so he won't be moving up in the ranks.
Permalink [x] 
September 2nd, 2006 12:51am
And Lemmy is clinically dead (he died in 1974 but he just hasn't stopped rockin' yet).
Permalink Send private email Jöhn Härën 
September 2nd, 2006 12:54am
Jöhn Härën: just fucking die already!
Permalink  
September 2nd, 2006 12:56am
I died in1982.  Get with it.
Permalink Send private email Jöhn Härën 
September 2nd, 2006 12:57am
same time your loved ones were getting gangbanged?
Permalink  
September 2nd, 2006 12:59am
Why, yes... say, were you there?  Be honest now!
Permalink Send private email Jöhn Härën 
September 2nd, 2006 1:02am
You mean when guys were pounding your loved ones?
Permalink  
September 2nd, 2006 1:08am
About a few hundred. Around 250 maybe? I'm not keeping a count.
Permalink Commandante Marcos 
September 2nd, 2006 1:52am
20,000 means wilt the stilt had a foursome every day for 20 years. while not theoretically impossible, it seems practically improbable.
Permalink  
September 2nd, 2006 2:55am
> 1. Umberto Billo (Venetian hotel porter) - 8,000

wow.
Permalink Funny Bünny 
September 2nd, 2006 6:59am
2065

Mille tre in Espagna, mille tre!
Permalink Don 
September 2nd, 2006 7:58am
http://www.crazyontap.com/topic.php?TopicId=5220

So who's upped their score since last time? :)
Permalink Send private email Mat Hall 
September 2nd, 2006 9:41am
Well I was a virgin on June 11, so I have been busy.
Permalink Commandante Marcos 
September 2nd, 2006 4:18pm

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