Y'all are a bunch of wankers!

universal, blah-blah, da-da-da, optimistic, futuristic

"The idea came up at the time when I was completely bereft of ideas. I'd been working on my own music for a while and was quite lost, actually. And I really appreciated someone coming along and saying, "Here's a specific problem – solve it." The thing from the agency said, "We want a piece of music that is inspiring, universal, blah-blah, da-da-da, optimistic, futuristic, sentimental, emotional," this whole list of adjectives, and then at the bottom it said "and it must be 3¼ seconds long." I thought this was so funny and an amazing thought to actually try to make a little piece of music. It's like making a tiny little jewel. In fact, I made 84 pieces. I got completely into this world of tiny, tiny little pieces of music. I was so sensitive to microseconds at the end of this that it really broke a logjam in my own work. Then when I'd finished that and I went back to working with pieces that were like three minutes long, it seemed like oceans of time."

- Brian Eno on creating the startup sound for Windows 95 (which he created on his Apple Mac)
September 2nd, 2006 9:27pm
Beethoven had pauses that lasted longer, and sounded better.
Permalink trollop 
September 2nd, 2006 9:39pm
I agree. Brian Eno is a homo of the worst sort: mac user, musician. Bach was better, used PC, was not gay.
September 2nd, 2006 10:17pm
Nah, Bach used an Apricot.

(And don't forget, Trent Reznor used a Mac, and despite that he's pretty cool.)
Permalink Send private email Mat Hall 
September 2nd, 2006 10:24pm
Hm. Didn't know reznor used a mac. I guess he's a poof too. Fuck now I have to throw out my NiN CDs...
September 2nd, 2006 10:31pm
Hate to break it to you, but anyone with a decent amount of money in the music biz uses a mac.
Permalink [x] 
September 2nd, 2006 10:36pm
I'm pretty sure Ted Nugent does NOT use a mac. Nor did Bach or Mozard or Sebastian Bach . Whatever ou mac lovers american gays want to believe, so be it!!! I for one will be throwning out my NiN cds... you can keep yours.

still don't know what to do with windows now that I know homo mac user Eno designed the sounds... sigh.
Permalink Dan Denman 
September 2nd, 2006 10:39pm
Better pitch it.

Clearly you can't use Linux, so that leaves...
September 2nd, 2006 10:45pm
Look just because a couple things happened back in your Dutch army days doesn't mean you are a homo. That said I hate gays and will put my computer on mute unless one of you people have a "hack".
Permalink Dan Denman 
September 2nd, 2006 10:48pm
I bet some of the icons were designed on a Mac, too.

Probably a few of the images you see on the internet came from someone on a Mac.
September 2nd, 2006 11:40pm
Ted Nugent uses a Mac.
Permalink [x] 
September 3rd, 2006 3:28am
Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Trash it, change it, melt - upgrade it,
Charge it, pawn it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick - erase it,
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it,
Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it,
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,
Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it,
Lock it, fill it, curl it, find it,
View it, coat it, jam - unlock it,
Surf it, scroll it, pose it, click it,
Cross it, crack it, twitch - update it,
Name it, rate it, tune it, print it,
Scan it, send it, fax - rename it
Touch it, bring it, obey it, watch it,
Turn it, leave it, stop - format it.
Permalink Send private email Daft Punk 
September 3rd, 2006 3:45am
the Nuge does NOT use a mac!!!
Permalink Dan Denman 
September 3rd, 2006 5:17am
You foolios. There would be so much less music and art were it not for gays.

The AIDs epidemic wiped out some of our most talented.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
September 3rd, 2006 9:24am
But somehow missed George Michael.
Permalink xampl 
September 3rd, 2006 12:06pm
George Michael isn't gay.  He's in love with his cousin.
Permalink Send private email Jöhn Härën 
September 3rd, 2006 4:38pm

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